5 out of 8 people rated themselves a 3 or below. The other 3 are going to have a fun time keeping everyone together. That's gonna go well.

A perfectly balanced squad. The gremlins will drag the normals down by day 2, and the normals will judge the gremlins in silence. This is the natural order of things.

Half the group is proactively helpful. Three people are playing 4D chess, trusting the universe to reunite them. And Ana is singlehandedly keeping a mobile network alive. Ana, we see you, we're coming.

5 people will have their eyes closed for most of the festival — they paid hundreds of euros to not see anything. Iconic, really. Meanwhile 2 will be actively crying, which is the correct response. And Selim — arm around strangers, competitive about personal space, eyes closed, probably crying too — is doing all three simultaneously while carving out personal space. The main stage has no idea what's coming.

Great, we all voted for the boring one. Now let's actually decide what fun shit we're wearing.

50% of the squad needs a coffee IV drip before they're functional. Selim and Rodrigo will be annoyingly ready. Ana will look inexplicably fresh and refuse to explain it. And Antonis just needs five minutes — genuinely, actually five minutes — which makes him the most honest person here.

3 people will chain themselves to the barrier. 4 people are pragmatic — it depends on whether the DJ deserves it. And Sissy will negotiate a compromise, fail, stay until the end, and be fine about it. This group is not leaving early. The crowd will just have to deal.

Three diplomats, two golden retrievers, a chameleon, a cat, and a DJ walk into Tomorrowland. This is not a joke. This is the squad.

Both offenders rated themselves 3 out of 5 on planning. Not low enough to claim innocent ignorance. Not high enough to have done the research. This is the worst of both worlds. Selim, Marcela — there will be a quiz at the gate.

7 out of 8 people said Calvin Harris. The 8th (Selim) either forgot to write him or is making a statement. Either way, we're all going to that set. As for the rest of the wishlist — some of these artists might not even be playing. Let Tomorrowland guide you. The magic is in showing up and letting the stages do the work.